We're all mad here (;

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs
friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

nialllhoran:

ziallau:

why does harry end the majority of his tweets with “…..” like he knows something all of us dont

he knows how big his penis is

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

easied:

when boys are over 6ft»

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