i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
Imagine if your follower count turned into money
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
lets talk about sims for a minute
in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.
also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
White people be like ..