whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
….just in case